Rendition: productive procrastination

productive procrastination:

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

Example:

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop?? 

 FINALLY! Ive been crazy swamped all week with Braz3n promotional items and

the day job ive had no time to upload any of these. so here you go enjoy.

Rendition: Lent trap

Lent Trap:

/lɛnt træp/ noun

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.

 

Example:

1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe's got me stuck in a Lent Trap.

2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever. 

 

 

FMX East Circus poster, printed and ready!.

 

Rendition: pop a squat

pop a squat:

to sit down or to take a seat.

Example:

Yo, pop a squat over here. 

Rendition: president please

President please:

Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.

Example:
"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."

"President please"

Rendition: First

First:

a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

Example:

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST 

 Most folks that do this are lameasses, just something that never made ANY sense to me. STUPID!

Rendition: bowl noob

bowl noob:

Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.

Example:

Who's the bowl noob? CBA coming home to sh*t. 

FMX East Circus Poster

Good friends of ours ran off and joined the circus....NO! not that circus..THE REAL CIRCUS!. Working on some promotional items for them to make a lil scratch. Enjoy!.

 

Below is my second attempt at some video editing.. enjoy.