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Rendition: Lent trap

Lent Trap:

/lɛnt træp/ noun

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.

 

Example:

1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe's got me stuck in a Lent Trap.

2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever. 

 

 

Rendition: superstistics

superstistics:

The use of prior evidence of one event to predict the outcome of another unrelated event - from the words superstitious and statistics.

Examples:

1. Toss a coin and get heads 100 times in a row and use superstistics to conclude that the next toss is more likely to be tails than heads.

2. A well known superstistics conclusion: "The outcome of Washington Redskins home football games has correctly predicted the winner of every U.S. presidential election since 1936." (snopes) 

Rendition: president please

President please:

Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.

Example:
"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."

"President please"

Rendition: Unbrella

Unbrella:

An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind.

Example:

It won't keep you dry but if you want to, you can stand under my unbrella. 

Rendtion: Going Ham

Going Ham:

a derivative of the word mayhem
v.
meaning to raise mayhem

Example:

Shelley hit me in the balls and ran, I'm going ham the next time i see her. 

Rendition: Xio

XIO:

"Kisses, Boners, and Hugs."
Used as an alternative to xoxo

Example:

"Happy Valentine's Day, darling. I love you so much!
Xio, John" 

Rendition:Some-sex marriage

Some-sex marriage:

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

Examples:

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.” 

Rendtition: idgaf

IDGAF:

An acronym for 'I don't give a fuck'.

-Indifference

Used when you don't care about something, or have no opinion on a matter.

Sometimes used without the 'i', ie "I dgaf about her".

Example:

Person 1: Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend
Person 2: idgaf

Nieves Walkout shirt.