Sunday, February 27, 2011

Rendition: Bipolar Texter

Bipolar Texter:

An individual who will suddenly, mid-conversation stop responding to you via text. Or, an individual who has reckless emotional swings through text message.

Jamie: "Hey Steve did you talk to Chelsea last night.
Steve: "Yeah dude shes such a Bipolar Texter"
Jamie: "Yep, she does that to everyone"

Rendition: pop a squat

pop a squat:

to sit down or to take a seat.

Yo, pop a squat over here. 

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Rendition: Work Mouth

Work Mouth:

A form of self-censorship practiced at work to avoid offensive or cuss words. Typically includes cuss-replacements you learned from your grandma. Potentially embarrassing if accidentally used outside of work at parties or in the company of your drunk friends.

May also be used in the company of grandparents, teachers, preachers, and others who disapprove of cussing.

Does not apply to all professions. Musicians and construction workers have no need for a work mouth.

At work:
-Did you just say fuck?
-Yeah, sorry. I forgot to use my work mouth.

At a party:
-Did you just say fiddlesticks?
-Yeah, sorry. I still have my work mouth on. 

Rendition: president please

President please:

Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.

"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."

"President please"

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Rendition: First


a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net
(looking at video on there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST 
 Most folks that do this are lameasses, just something that never made ANY sense to me. STUPID!

Rendition: bowl noob

bowl noob:

Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.
Who's the bowl noob? CBA coming home to sh*t. 

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

FMX East Circus Poster

Good friends of ours ran off and joined the circus....NO! not that circus..THE REAL CIRCUS!. Working on some promotional items for them to make a lil scratch. Enjoy!.

Below is my second attempt at some video editing.. enjoy.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Rendition: Unbrella


An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind.
It won't keep you dry but if you want to, you can stand under my unbrella. 

Rendition: social chameleon

social chameleon:

someone who changes the way they interact with people depending on who they're with.
Chris is such a social chameleon, hes such a nice guy at chess club, but such a dick on the football team. 

Rendtion: Going Ham

Going Ham:

a derivative of the word mayhem
meaning to raise mayhem
Shelley hit me in the balls and ran, I'm going ham the next time i see her. 

Rendtion: Page Clicker

Page Clicker:

An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.
While reading Neil deGrass Tyson's Autobiography on my Amazon Kindle and his personal account of the events of September 11th 2001 I found the eBook to be a real page clicker as I became absorbed in the story. 

Rendition: Love


nature's way of tricking people into reproducing

Rendition: Xio


"Kisses, Boners, and Hugs."
Used as an alternative to xoxo
"Happy Valentine's Day, darling. I love you so much!
Xio, John" 

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Rendition:Some-sex marriage

Some-sex marriage:

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.
“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.” 

Friday, February 11, 2011

Rendition: If you will

If you will:

1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent.

2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.
Tobias: You could say I'm, if you will, 'buy curious'
Man: I can "sprinkle the pudding" if you will.

 With your favorite..FERAL CAT..YAAAAY!

Also a little side knowt, Ive been off traveling and doing some work on the road. Playing catch up with my renditions. I will have them all up soon. W

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Rendtition: idgaf


An acronym for 'I don't give a fuck'.


Used when you don't care about something, or have no opinion on a matter.

Sometimes used without the 'i', ie "I dgaf about her".
Person 1: Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend
Person 2: idgaf

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Rendition: Logophillia

This happens when nerds like words so much, they are sexually excited by them.
When Kevin took his SAT, he was sent into logophilia by the critical reading section.